David is one of my favorite people. Why? Because he's just a weird person and quite fun to
Today as he passed, I was surprised to see him without his Bose earmuffs.
No, our friend David had better things to do.
He was holding hands with a girl. An attractive one (with all due respect, not quite as attractive as the last girl, but who am I to judge?).
Now we all know how David does around girls. So I'm just waiting and watching for him to plummet out of the sky on a grassy hut yet again. I really hope they catch it on camera.
1. Cape Boy!!!
He wears an olive green cape. Every day. He wears it over his backpack and looks like the Hunchback of Notre Dame, but this my friends, is not all. He holds the cape in his hands and whips his hands back and forth to make the cape billow out behind him. It's always a good day if Cape Boy comes around.
2. Peanut Cluster man
He's just what he sounds like. He comes and buys peanut clusters. But his specialness lies in his face. Unlike most children, when his mother (back in 1820) told him if he made that face too long his face would stay like that... he kept it there too long. He looks about 80% like the guy above. He's got glasses.
3. Pectoralis Major. He really looks like this. Except white and not tatooed.
Seriously. Those things have gotta be his major.